SportSquee March Madness Sexy 16: Young and Hunky Bracket

Young and Hunky Bracket


Claim to Fame: Most loved/loathed college quarterback in years due to his hybrid running back/quarterback style; won 2 national titles and a Heisman Trophy with the Florida Gators and will be a controversial, all-eyes-on-me NFL draft pick this spring; aids in circumcisions in poverty-stricken locales as part of his Christian missionary work

Claim to fame: part of the reigning Stanley Cup-winning Penguins and eugenically-engineered Staal hockey family; drunken harasser of passing cars; SportSquee Legend. Legend!

Jordan Staal's SportSquee legend grows! He takes down Tim Tebow in a landslide.

Claim to Fame: Rookie QB who led my NY Jets to the AFC Conference Championships; most famous Mexican in football (sorry, Marc Bulger); hot, vaguely gay fashion photo shoot in GQ Magazine

Claim to Fame: Won gold at the Olympic games in Beijing; cheerfully dons a set of grillz whenever possible; hot, vaguely gay fashion photo session in GQ magazine

In the battle of the GQ models, you preferred Ryan Lochte's sailor shirt to Mark Sanchez's Baywatch tribute. My QB goes home and the gold-medalist advances.